Eva of Desperate Housewives

Eva Longoria
멋지다~ I'm the queen~

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Yo, I'm Eva Longoria and this is the story of
one sweet homegirl who comes from astoria.
I'm latin, thighs like satin.
I'm here to host, I ain't doin' no chattin'

I'm on TV, all over the world.
A desperate housewife in high heels and pearls.

[Spanish]

I’m a latte, on a hot day,
Fast and cheap like Maserratti

But when I’m talkin’, let me make it clear,
Pay attention boys, yo my eyes are up here!

I am the queen, yeah, I am the host.
Any time I want I can order French toast.
Yo. Any time. Night or day.
They have to make it for me.
That's right, 'cus I'm the host.